I need everyone who follows me and listens to pop music to know that if you’re sleeping on Kesha’s Gag Order, you are robbing yourself of hearing 2023’s album of the year
Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you’re fucking ready for this thing
sex isn’t sexy unless it’s a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.
you can laugh at napoleon’s “home in three days, don’t bathe” letter to his wife, but there’s more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.
